1. socialworkgradstudents:

    korythedirtyracetraitor:

    longlivexxxx:

    [x]

    she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

    But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

    (via rachkin)

     

  2. fairhies:

    If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

    (via hotboyproblems)

     

  3. canadad:

    how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

    (via kissesandlaughsandrisks)

     

  4. maryirishhoran:

    If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

    (via far-away-on-gallifrey)

     
  5. (Source: rejectsmalum, via rachkin)

     
  6. runningoncoals:

    I am literally both of them at the same time

    (Source: spectacularspectacular, via rachkin)

     

  7. thecutestofthecute:

    jaclcfrost:

    i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

    image

    (via far-away-on-gallifrey)

     
  8. poop-fart-princess:

    poyzn:

    Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

    are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it

    (via kissesandlaughsandrisks)

     
  9. lifeisdisney:

    we need to talk about shrek more

    (Source: celaborn, via far-away-on-gallifrey)

     
  10. j0ye:

    OKAY SO I’M GONNA DROP A STORY ON Y’ALL 

    MY FOLLOWERS KNOW THAT I’M PRETTY UNIQUE LOOKING

    I HAVE A GNARLY UNDERCUT, A SHORT HAIRCUT, AND AS OF YESTERDAY MY HAIR IS BRIGHT PURPLE, AND I TEND TO WEAR CLOTHES OF THE ALL-BLACK-SHORT-SKIRTS-THIGH-HIGHS-INTIMIDATING-HEAD-BITCH-IN-CHARGE VARIETY

    MY FOLLOWERS ALSO KNOW THAT I HAVE A RAD LITTLE THREE-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED OLIVER WHO IS MY WORLD

    ONE DAY, OLIVER AND I WERE AT THE STORE, AND WE WERE WALKING PAST THE CEREAL, SINGING A SONG TOGETHER AND OVERALL JUST BEING CUTE BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING ADORABLE, AND THIS MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WAS WALKING THE OTHER WAY WITH HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER. I’M USED TO PEOPLE STARING AT ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I WAS ROCKING BLUE HAIR AND A OUIJA BOARD SHIRT AND A HELLA CUTE VELVET MINISKIRT THIS SPECIFIC DAY, SO I IGNORED HER GLARING AT ME AND CONTINUED ON LOOKING AT THE PANDA PUFFS

    THEN I STARTED HEARING HER MUTTER UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT ME, SAYING STUFF LIKE, “Irresponsible teen mom couldn’t keep her legs closed” AND, “Her son is going to be so messed up because she has absolutely no self-respect”

    NORMALLY I JUST LET IT GO, BUT THAT DAY OLIVER AND I WERE SINGING THE SHINS SO I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD AND FELT CONFIDENT, SO I STOPPED MY CART AND SAID, “Excuse me, did you say something?”. SHE KINDA STARTED BLUSHING AND SAID NO, TO WHICH I REPLIED, “Well, it seems you kinda did say something. Something about me being irresponsible and not having respect for myself?” AND THIS WOMAN WAS BRIGHT RED AT THIS AND HER HUSBAND WAS JUST TRYNA HURRY HER ALONG AT THAT POINT BUT I HELLA WAS NOT GONNA LET HER GET AWAY WITH SHIT TALKING ME SO I SAID, “You know, I do respect myself. I have my hair like this because I respect myself enough to do it and have the confidence to pull it off, and I dress like this because I respect the fact that I have killer legs that I don’t want to hide just because some old crows glare at me over it. My self-respect has nothing to do with my parenting ability, but if it did, I’d say it’s been a positive correlation because my son is respectful of everyone and doesn’t judge people based on their appearances. He knows that people look how they do because that’s just how they want to look, and that’s how all three-year-olds are until they get to the age where they see the fact that their parents are scowling at a girl who has bright hair, or a boy who wears a skirt, and that’s the age where they become insufferable assholes like you.” AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS WOMAN’S JAW DROPPED FASTER THAN THE TRIX BOX SHE WAS HOLDING AS I FUCKIN SASHAYED OUT WITH MY PANDA PUFFS AND CARRIED ON SINGING~*~*~

    (Source: krl-vnzla, via hufflepuffan1)

     

  11. pales:

    i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

    (Source: dethcrash, via broken-lucifer)

     
  12. (via rachkin)

     
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  14. iblamebuckybarnes:

    unofficialhogwarts:

    Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

    image

    (via hufflepuffan1)

     

  15. ivanswaginski:

    hello everyone that needs to do their hw

    do your homework!! you can do it!! after you’ve finished you can blog all you want!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK FRIEND YOU CAN DO IT

    (Source: ivanswaginsky, via transposers)