1. (Source: gillianjacobs, via dulect)


  2. winxhesters:




    why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

    My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

    my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

    when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

    (via conflicting)


  4. thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:




    what I’m saying is everyone on Supernatural should wear 200% less clothing

    There should be an episode of Supernatural where the boys get cursed and they look naked to everyone. And we get a lot of shots with strategically placed objects. Like oh, I wonder what’s behind that bowl…


    I almost choked 



    (via clevergirlremember)

  6. this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

    no one can convince me otherwise. 

    (Source: fyeahmovieclub, via join-the-pity-party)


  9. montecristonight:

    if you date me we will have:

    morning sex
    afternoon sex
    dinner sex
    after meal sex
    i made pancakes sex
    good morning sex
    shower sex
    bored sex
    make up sex
    break up sex
    monday sex
    tuesday sex
    wednesday sex
    thursday sex
    friday sex
    saturday sex
    sunday sex
    there is nothing on tv sex
    i love you sex

    (via stay-beautifulbabe)

  11. (Source: pdlcomics, via tomatoketchups)


  12. emmugh:

    everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

    (via sleepingwithmiceandparamore)


  14. "College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

    "Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

    "Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

    "Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

    "Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

    "Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

    (via bl-ossomed)

    The amount of times I hear this is actually unreal.
    Such an accurate post hahaha.

    (via lovemasquerade)

    (via a-high-functioning-sociopath-has)


  15. accio-percabeth:


    A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

    I accept and fully support this headcanon

    (via uni-tardis)